Oh, and Charles's death caused the War of the Spanish Succession, which I know a lot of you have been discussing at length recently. Also when I was a teenager I could buy pot in lids. Sometimes there are as many as nine lids for the same pot. Anyway, it worked because Charlie actually managed to marry twice, (probably someone with nursing ambitions), which just goes to show that there's a lid for every pot. (And by the way, we sell that perfume out in the lobby at my show.) Another issue for Charles was that he had these little seizures all the time and he would fall over, so the perfume people put weights in his shoes. So the people around him would put this perfume on him when he met prospective wives. But because his organs were dying, he actually smelled. Another little challenge was that his organs were dying inside his body (the one on the outside didn't work that well either because he died childless). And his tongue was so large that he couldn't chew or be understood, and he drooled. The last of the Habsburgs.Ĭharles was so horribly inbred that his aunt was also his grandmother. So my brother and I are like those sad, sad cases like King Charles the Second of Spain. And after all, celebrity is sort of like American royalty. Hollywood inbreeding is sort of like royal inbreeding. Chapter Two: Scandal Outshining Celebrity
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